by Jack G. Cat, CEO Qwerkiflix
This is the final movie in the five-part film series GAY GUYS THAT DON’T LIVE IN WEHO and it excels in showing men who resemble the majority of American gays. Honest, hard-working, sexual, striving for a better world. Guys that represent the best in a man living outside the big city.
This story of a guy in mid-life crisis who is hopelessly lost until he starts rescuing dogs does not have a single cat.
Not. A. Single. Feline. In. The. Entire. Film.
I have nothing against dogs; they’re fun to annoy. But really – you just know a movie about rescuing dogs will be sentimental and virtuous under difficult circumstances. Why can’t the hero fail at rescuing dogs and let them roam the countryside to terrorize chicken coops?
The hero, Denis (spelled like ‘penis’), gets fired by a babaca boss, advancing from an IT career to frying fishsticks. Yet this isn’t good enough for him!
He throws away this golden fastfood opportunity to bring home mutts and run a canine homeless camp which jeopardizes his marriage.
Denis has mother issues and husband issues and career issues and eccentric artistic taste issues. So what? The premise that a dog SAVES HIS MENTAL HEALTH is just a bit far-fetched to me. (As in, go fetch.)
If they’d cast me in the leading role and shaped the story around the noble cause of serving an ever expanding family of cats then I might be less condescending.
SPOILER ALERT: He passionately makes up with his husband in a tender scene that censors banned. The uncensored scene is on Qwerkiflix.
I give this movie Four Mice instead of 5 because of all the puppy-eyed dogs.
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